Thoughts on a Thursday

First off, thanks for the well-wishes!  That whole stomach virus/near blackout thing was pretty awful.

Apparently I have just over 50 school days left till summer vacation.  Huzzah!  Now I have to figure out what I’m doing with the rest of my life…

Really been hating on my kids lately.  The other day, I was particularly annoyed with my fat kid (who I never hesitate to mention is 7 yrs old, 4′2″, and 101 pounds of fun.  When I was 7, I MAYBE broke 40 lbs, just sayin…), anyway, I was hating on him and he came up to me later that day with a card he made that said “I love Ms. B.”  I just looked at him and felt so bad for being mean to him.  Then he did something stupid and I hated him again.

I went to a sports bar tonight.  Despite the NCAA game playing and the loud music, I could hear one loud douchebag shouting over EVERYTHING.  Listen, douche, you are not so interesting or important that I want to hear what you have to say.  PS. I hate you.

I am PMSing and haven’t had sex in over a month.  I might be a bitch right now.

And lastly, it just me, or are some of these college basketball players super hot?  I feel a little like Mrs. Robinson watching these games.